Editing Head to Head with The Philosopher (section)

==Round 5: Toe Cutters Vs Sunflowers==

Match Report by The Philosopher

Seething due to a departure from the game plan last match against a clueless Scouge (‘sure we won the game easily but Theo was still walking at game end’), Toe Cutter front man Knuckles Rogers had made no secret to his charge about what was expected against the Sunflowers on the day of the Long weekend.  

Due to a miscommunication (arguably related to a distant weekend of mescaline overload), Knuckles had actually said ‘the game against the Sunflowers on the Long day weekend’.

Not surprisingly, to a man the Cutters thought Knuckles had said ‘the game against the Sunflowers at the Long Bay weekend’ (when Knuckles spoke about opponents such as Sunflowers he tended to spit his words through clenched teeth).

Using the opportunity for a road trip and to catch up with past room mates and ‘known associates’, the Cutters all fronted up at Long Bay Correctional facility and were savagely disappointed (but not surprised given the sunflowers reputation), when the Sunflowers failed to show.  When it was announced on Buce News that the game resulted in a forfeit, the Cutters accepted this as a fair result although small recompense.  

In what can only be described as a sporting administration cock up of human tripod proportions, it subsequently became apparent that the forfeit had actually been awarded AGAINST the Toe Cutters and the amoral Sunflowers had simply and unashamedly accepted the points.  

The only semblance of justice to emerge from the entire debacle is that Toe Cutters and Sunflowers are almost certain to meet in the Grand Final - Bring it on, bring it on!